I’m trying to figure out what in the hell possessed me to watch this movie. I liked the song “Young Wild and Free” … that’s what happened. Well I refused to rent it from Redbox, so when I restarted my Netflix I was scrolling through some of the “recommended” items and there it was.
It was also midnight and I couldn’t sleep. Well if you haven’t seen it or were thinking about going to see it… STOP RIGHT EFFING THERE!!!!
Don’t waste your time. Here’s the plot..Devin supposedly a 4.0 straight A student is magically paired up with Mac a 10 year senior (how the fuk that was allowed to happen is beyond me) for a science class final by the new substitute teacher (who ironically wears the shortest possible skirt/dress to class on her first day). Well Devin is supposedly the smartest kid in school who is lined up to give a valedictorian speech at graduation, but he can’t come up with the words. Well he heads to the library and is over come by hunger, but can’t anything out of the vending machine (well coincidentally he also didn’t put any money in it either) so here comes Mac with his “Kush Brownie” and gives Devin some. Next thing you know…Devin is sky high floating around in snow flakes, while Mac is telling the old lady librarian that he loves to fuck old ladies. **gag**
Then they head to Mac’s house, where Devin (who has supposedly never smoked weed before in his life) proceeds to puff puff puff like a champion smoker. Fast forward a bit, and now Devin is corrupted and smoking every day, tatted up, cursing out teachers, and dressing like a thug. Mac discovers after they get locked up (due to him paying for a hooker for Devin while they got high at a ‘massage’ parlor) that Devin doesn’t want to be like him anymore, so their project (along with his chances to graduate and bang the new sub teacher) is going down the drain, until **insert corny ta-da music here** he drops his weed ashes into the beaker. TA-DA let there be light and the project works. Now he saves Devin from failing the class, he graduates and gets to smash the teacher.
Fast forward to graduation…Devin and his stuck up gf are now going their own ways, Devin takes a puff on stage and quotes “young wild and free” (then suddenly student storm the stage and perform a flash mob behind him as he raps), his gf is pissed, he is now the “king of the school”, everyone is now smoking (even the assistant principal, and the Yale recruiter).
Song and dance end…movie ends. They let you know what is up with all those who were portrayed in the movie (like i really wanted to know that the wheelchair bound kid “knees down” is still banging chicks in the bathroom), then the cartoon character (voiced by Mystical) says his lil’ rant about how weed shouldn’t be illegal etc etc etc.
Now here is my personal thoughts…the movie sucked, but i was bored and didn’t feel like browsing through netflix to find something else to watch. You could see Wiz’s tatts throughout the whole movie. Who ever that makeup coverup person was…they should have been fired. They were so visible (because lets face it his whole body is nothing but tattoo ink, like seriously it was painted on him), so the cover up stuff wasn’t working…they had to blur his neck. I was staring like O_o really?? But yeah….there you have it..Mac & Devin go to high school.
