So my horoscope said to write something risky … so here goes…
well actually it said to put it in my status message but i’d be changing it all day if i did… plus im a bit bored at the moment, and im about to take a nap b4 i go to work. so anyhow… random thoughts…
… where the f*k in the world does this happen… i get up, hop on the scale… weigh one thing with my underclothes on… go work out for an hour, take a shower, hop back on the scale naked and weigh more than what i started out from first get up?? did my body absorb some of that water? cause i had my plastic on my head so my hair didn’t get none? Hmm i hate diets
… why is it when i make this great tasting salad, i realize im forgetting one key ingredient half way munching through it, then can’t find it cause i wanna put it in and get the “final” taste… damn my overstocked fridge
.. why can’t the weatherman/boy/girl/woman make up their friggin minds… if its not gonna snow…,don’t get my hopes up.. you people suck!!
.. why was i at my bro’s house last night..leave its snowing…drive 10 mins to get onto business 85, its now raining…another 5 mins home and its doing NOTHING outside?? friggin weather… i need a snow day
… why must i have homework in senior seminar?? i mean im in the class..shouldn’t that mean im ready to graduate?? don’t be putting pressure on me.. i’m ready to get out of school.
… why must my sr. sem teacher give me assignments based on a class that I NEVER FRIGGIN HAD!! then expect me to just pick it up… umm look here guy … i hate programming.. i’ve never programmed before in my life until i came to upstate. all these little nerdy guys that im in my classes with have been doing this crap since they were in huggies… i’m a decade older than them… when i was in huggies… we had carebears and my little sister to play with, not computers…uugghhh
…. why does tobie like to attack my socks (but only the black ones like him… not my white socks) everytime i walk by him. now when i forget its him and kick his ass … bet he won’t do that no more… lol
… hmm risky… i have on black boxers today .. **shrug** very random
… why does my wii active game keep telling me to lunge forward and touch my knee to the ground…does it not know im an arthritic old person? i can’t bend like a 20 yo does. hmm what does that say about me, if i can’t do the exercises buy some 68 yo woman in a nursing home can?? oh my gawd am i really older than i think?
… why is it that lately i’ve been seeing my ex’s face and the bytch she cheated on me with all over FB and MS? uughhh i dont need reminders of the worst time of my life. please shoot yourself in the face and go away
… why does my temp manager like some lil hot young piece of teenage a*s when his ass is engaged? umm news flash buddy… her drug dealer boyfriend is gonna come shoot you if you don’t stop. NEWSFLASH GUYS… she prolly don’t want you and if you are engaged… please be faithful, or break it off. just cause you are in another state…doesn’t mean she won’t find out (cause i may just answer the phone next time she calls and slip and say something like… oh he’s busy chasing behind one of his employees at the moment and can’t come to the phone … oops did i say that?)
hmm well now my head is empty of random thoughts … now time for sleep after i finish this awesome salad, then work, then long hours of homework thats all due on sunday night… why oh why must they schedule homework the same night as the superbowl?? grrrrrr
