It’s 4 am, I went to bed at 10 pm. This is me currently at this moment!! Why am I awake? You would think that with this damn CPAP, my life would be all chill like sleep all day right??
Instead, I’m rolling over looking at the clock in this hotel, grabbing my iPad and blogging b/c I can’t go back to sleep. I had some weird ass dream about a house, me, Tobie, and some friends. Where the hell they came from I have no idea. But I drove fast and hard. Then I magically went back in time to my Reserve days, where I served with some of the best NCO’s ever. Then I was in the middle of a war, in Mexico of all places, where our troops were on bicycles and deuce and a halfs. (This shows my age).
They were getting shot up, then Goose shows up. Yup, from Top Gun, fuck Maverick, I had Goose watching my back. Only he had lost his damn mind and been put out for friendly fire. Apparently he was blinded temporarily by some big ass mirror and shot his teammate in the back of the head.
Don’t ask, I have no idea why my dreams are the way they are.
Perhaps it was the Tennessee whiskey I consumed before going to bed. Mixed with my medication. Plus 8 ounces of Red Bull from yesterday morning b/c my delicious blueberry muffin from Dunkin’ Donuts made me sleepy!!
Now I’m up like wtf chuck!!
SLEEP … . . . . You little bitch this meme’s for you!!
